i am so fucking drunk.
i just walked the dog in a wife beater and boy shorts but noone is awake but me.
i am so drunk and tired and drunk.
please come get me.
i just walked the dog in a wife beater and boy shorts but noone is awake but me.
i am so drunk and tired and drunk.
please come get me.
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hey kendra. you asleep yet? If you're not asleep, do nothing.
Come find you?
I think you're going to have to stagger around aimlessly like the rest of us.
I'm sure the dog enjoyed the walk, no matter how drunk his operator was!
Goodness gracious! I suppose I should be happy I don't have a dog, ay? I'd probably walk him drunk in the wee hours of the morning, too.
Hope your hangover's not a bitch!
I bet it took 2 hours just to write this post too. lol
Pedialite. We buy it in bulk. It's the only thing that kicks the hangover. I prefer the cherry flavor, you might be a fruit flavor kinda girl. Just beware of the bubblegum. You'll be burping up that nasty ass flavor all day.
Stock up, honey.
now why is it that pickles was wearing a wife beater and boyshorts?
I crave you.
Miss Kendra, I will come get you and your fabulous hat collection and your critters in a moment.
I have a fenced-in yard for Pickles, so you needn't wander around drunk.
I have Pedialyte popsicles at my house!
Plus, you can help me figure out how to put rollers in my hair to achieve that 50's Liz Taylor/sophisticated housewife look. My experiment went awry.
Doooood... And why I was not fucking invited?
For fucking drunk, that post was pretty articulate and well-spelled. Have you ever seen Malnurtued Snay blog drunk? It's like he's speaking a whole diffferent language.
Fly to Tucson.
You can come stay at the Westin with me so I don't start strangling the rich people.
I hope you're feeling better. Those wife beaters are comfy...that is if you were wearing it and not the dog. The dog might not think they're so comfy.
I was pretty effin' drunk last night too.
I hope you feel better, Miss K.
I tried to come get you, but the federales were all up on my ass. I'll come get you soon.
Sadly it's now the fifth of June and I fear for your safety as I didn't get this message until today.
Drat.
go you and what have we learned about 'staying with the group'???
Drunk blogging is the new drunk dialing.
Hooray for alcohol !
On an unrelated note,
Did you try the Ivory thing???!!! How did it work for you?
sobered up yet?
Holy crap.
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