June 03, 2006
right this minute

i am so fucking drunk.

i just walked the dog in a wife beater and boy shorts but noone is awake but me.

i am so drunk and tired and drunk.


please come get me.



20 Comments:

Blogger jiggs said...

hey kendra. you asleep yet? If you're not asleep, do nothing.

Blogger Rolligun said...

Come find you?

I think you're going to have to stagger around aimlessly like the rest of us.

I'm sure the dog enjoyed the walk, no matter how drunk his operator was!

Anonymous Meg said...

Goodness gracious! I suppose I should be happy I don't have a dog, ay? I'd probably walk him drunk in the wee hours of the morning, too.

Hope your hangover's not a bitch!

Blogger Sunflowerfairy said...

I bet it took 2 hours just to write this post too. lol

Pedialite. We buy it in bulk. It's the only thing that kicks the hangover. I prefer the cherry flavor, you might be a fruit flavor kinda girl. Just beware of the bubblegum. You'll be burping up that nasty ass flavor all day.

Stock up, honey.

Blogger robiewankenobie said...

now why is it that pickles was wearing a wife beater and boyshorts?

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

I crave you.

Blogger Übermilf said...

Miss Kendra, I will come get you and your fabulous hat collection and your critters in a moment.

I have a fenced-in yard for Pickles, so you needn't wander around drunk.

I have Pedialyte popsicles at my house!

Plus, you can help me figure out how to put rollers in my hair to achieve that 50's Liz Taylor/sophisticated housewife look. My experiment went awry.

Blogger Sachi said...

Doooood... And why I was not fucking invited?

Blogger CommonWombat said...

For fucking drunk, that post was pretty articulate and well-spelled. Have you ever seen Malnurtued Snay blog drunk? It's like he's speaking a whole diffferent language.

Blogger Libby said...

Fly to Tucson.
You can come stay at the Westin with me so I don't start strangling the rich people.

Blogger GrandPooOfAwesome said...

I hope you're feeling better. Those wife beaters are comfy...that is if you were wearing it and not the dog. The dog might not think they're so comfy.

Blogger Tel said...

I was pretty effin' drunk last night too.

Blogger Übermilf said...

I hope you feel better, Miss K.

Blogger jiggs said...

I tried to come get you, but the federales were all up on my ass. I'll come get you soon.

Blogger melissa.in.london said...

Sadly it's now the fifth of June and I fear for your safety as I didn't get this message until today.

Drat.

Blogger Beeb said...

go you and what have we learned about 'staying with the group'???

Blogger sleepydog said...

Drunk blogging is the new drunk dialing.

Hooray for alcohol !

Blogger TastyMcJ said...

On an unrelated note,

Did you try the Ivory thing???!!! How did it work for you?

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

sobered up yet?

Blogger Rrramone said...

Holy crap.

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