i have no pictures, but when i find them, they're yours!

i am a writer, crafter, and professional burlesque dancer. i like pineapples. i have two jewish cats. also i smell like cookies and i will use this to my advantage when i take over the world.
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more dizzy von damn!
my flickr.
progress towards world domination:
seems genuine and fiery
brilliant and heartbreaking
makes me pulse inside
my reason for being
so handsome i think i might die
rowr
the captain of us all
i just like him, ok?
is all class
12 Comments:
yay!
Awesome! Totally pleased for you, totally not surprised. You got the moves, sista friend.
Holy shit! Seriously?
YAAAUUUUUSSSS!
i. am. so. crazy. happy. for. you.
(but not surprised in the least.)
i can't even stand it.
For serious?!
Pictures! Details! NOW!!!!!
(And ohmygod, I just want to smother you in smooches.)
NUH-UH!!!
Wow. I've come out of my semi-hermetic state just to say that you are like towering stack of awesome on legs. :)
SHUT UP!!!!
It's time to write a descriptive essay, don't you think?
You won a sash and everything.
Don't wear the sash, though. It only covers up the good parts.
YEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
You're invited.
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